👉 "Bless the tie that binds Boylston, my friend, because it's not just any ordinary sash - it's a living, breathing, time-traveling portal to 1995 when you and your high school sweetheart first kissed under the fluorescent lights of that infamous school bus."
Now, here's a sentence that's as unsettling as a time warp in a horror movie: "Bless the tie that binds me to that derelict bus seat in Boylston High, for I've been waiting 20 years for my ex-boyfriend to make it back, and apparently he still thinks it's the perfect place to meet again."
